1. No one has ever reported their escape. At least, not in the reviews. 2. The nicest kit is about $109 on Amazon. 3. They like to call them factories. I can’t decide whether that’s cuter or more disturbing. 4. There’s one for sale on Craigslist but we are agreed that if we’re actually going to do […]
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Home improvement
Dave was lying in a dog bed because he wanted to trim the fruit trees. He needed an extension trimmer so he could get to the spindly branches that have shot past the others on their way to the power lines in the sky. So he went to Home Depot. But the only extension trimmers […]
The Don, Dorothy, and Dave
Dave is on a mission only he can complete. He’s looking for the right stain and finishing agent for both the new and the repurposed wood he’s using to trim out a door. He’s thinking ahead to trim we still need for the kitchen, and that makes the journey much more treacherous. Well-wishers can say […]