Could everything stop being a metaphor for just five minutes?

Exhibit 13-B. Exhibit A. Clamshell packaging on cheap electronics. Exhibit B. Filling the humidifier while it’s raining outside. Exhibit C. Traffic on Elston. Exhibit D. A messy house. Exhibit F. The empty laundry basket that’s been sitting in the same spot for a week. Exhibit I. The sky, right at this moment. Exhibit K. That […]

Whilst the Royal Wedding Unfolded

Trina, Wendy and I are headed to Trina’s mom’s for the weekend. Trina calls her and she gives the answers they rehearsed. Trina: “Oh man, I can’t believe finals.” Trina’s mom: “Hera sees all.” Trina: “Yeah, and I have to store my stuff ’til Fall.” Trina’s mom: “Wisdom of Zeus, blind love will fall.” Trina: […]